smut-101:

• muse a and muse b live in the same building and have frequent, flirtatious run-ins at the laundry room. one of those run-ins lead to a spontaneous hookup against a washing machine.
  
• muse a and muse b are neighbors. muse a is stuck in a dead end relationship and muse b loves living the single life. muse b notices how miserable muse a is and sparks up a friendship with muse a. muse a and muse b start spending a lot of time together and go from hanging out on the couch to getting frisky between the sheets.
• muse a owns the apartment building muse b lives in. muse b is crazy attracted to muse a, but isn’t the smoothest when it comes to flirting, so they make-up excuses to see them. leaking pipe, squeaky door, etc. muse a starts to catch on to what muse b is doing and finds it kinda cute.
• muse a and muse b are a couple that recently moved in together and things aren’t going well. they bicker and fight and muse a isn’t thrilled about the apartment they chose to live in. muse a and muse b end up stuck in the building’s elevator one night and get into a heated argument that quickly escalates to a rough fuck.
• muse a is moving into their new apartment. muse b is going to be their neighbor. they used to fuck buddies back in college, and are still the best sex the other has ever had, and have no idea they are about to live right next to each other.
• muse a uses the rooftop to gaze at stars through their telescope. muse b uses the rooftop to smoke some weed. one night they both happen to be on the roof at the same time and strike up a conversation that goes on for hours. they start meeting often on the rooftop and grow close. it’s not long before they start meeting on the rooftop for passionate sex under the stars.
• muse a and muse b are roommates who met though craiglist. muse a is the quite type that doesn’t date much. muse b is a total party animal that brings home a different hookup every weekend. muse a goes to muse b for some dating tips and reveals they haven’t explored much sexually. muse b then offers to help them out in and out of the bedroom.

rpfunstuff:

You can find a random generator here.

1. Babysitter x Parent: Person A is a busy single parent who happens to be desperate to find a nanny for their five year old child. Person B recently got laid off and since they have experience working with children, decide to take up babysitting until they can find another job with better pay. One evening, Person B gets rained in at Person A’s house and Person A insists they stay over on the couch to avoid getting into an accident since the roads are so terrible. After the child goes to bed, A and B open a bottle of wine and begin talking. The next morning, Person B wakes up in Person A’s bed, regretting the decision to sleep with them but not enough to keep it from happening again and again.
2. Coffee Shop: Person A is a barista at the local hole in the wall coffee shop. Person B is new to the town and is starting to become a regular at the quiet little cafe with the best latte art they have ever seen but little do they know, the art is all for them after they’ve caught Person A’s attention. Will Person A ever gather up the courage to ask Person B out, or will they just continue with their art in hopes of Person B approaching them?
3. Fake Dating: Person A has a huge family and every other relative their age either has kids or is married/in a serious relationship, this makes family dinners uncomfortable since they are constantly teased about being single for whatever reason. Person B is Person A’s housemate but they are not particularly close. The extent of their relationship is that they live in the same space and have a few classes together/work in the same building. After A finds out that B is free for the weekend, the same weekend A is expected to go home to visit, A begs B to pose as their significant other in hopes of avoiding any further torment from their family members but what turns out to be a small lie, grows rapidly to the point where A and B find themselves having to lie to A’s family more often than what was originally intended.
4. Friends With Benefits: Person A and B have been in the same group of friends since Junior High and now that they’re older, everyone else has seemed to found love, leaving A and B the only singles in the group. After a while, everyone stops hanging out as much as their free time is taken up by work, family, and their significant others, leaving A and B with loads of free time to be spent together. They love their relationship as friends too much to risk going out on dates and becoming a couple, but that doesn’t mean they don’t get lonely and have needs. Will anything change once they agree to have sex ? Will sleeping together bring them closer or push them apart?
5. Hate Sex: Person A and B have known each other since they were kids because their parents are best friends and never once have they ever agreed on anything. Playdates turned into boxing matches and debates turned into full blown arguments with screaming and name calling involved. They somehow end up in the same room together, alone, and arguing over the smallest thing quickly ensues. Instead of throwing punches, Person A pushes Person B against the wall and kisses them. Kissing quickly turns into pulling each other’s clothes off and having sex, but this doesn’t change the way they feel or how they treat each other. At least not at first.
6. Jock x Nerd: Person A is the star of their school’s sports team, Person B is on the road to Valedictorian. A’s grades threaten to kick them off the team, tutoring would look good on B’s college applications. B signs up but is disappointed to find out that the person they have to tutor is A, someone that has bullied them since they met in middle school, but refuses to drop out of the tutoring program and decides to make the best of it.
7. Seven Minutes in Heaven: Person A is having a party, Person B somehow gets invited and decides to go despite how nervous they are. They don’t know each other personally, and it’s B’s first ever party. What happens when a bunch of teenagers get together and are unsupervised? Hook ups. This time in the form of being alone in a dark closet with someone a spinning bottle chose for you. In this case, B spun the bottle and upon stopping, it pointed at A. Great.
8. Teacher x Student: Person A just got their first teaching job at a High School, despite their teacher friends’ warnings of teaching teenagers. They’ve heard it all before; “they can smell fear,” “they will purposely try to make you feel uncomfortable since you’re not that much older than them,” and the ever popular “they will eat you alive,” but no one warned them about the whole “developing feelings for a student that holds eye contact a little too long” thing. That’s where Person B comes in, fresh out of a break up and looking for a distraction. The new History teacher is young enough and isn’t too bad to look at either. Oh and look at that, no ring on their finger! What’s the worst that can happen if an affair with them isn’t found out about? They should both be asking themselves what’s the worst that could happen if they get caught.

echobcrn:

cloudylester‌:

• I have a gigantic crush on you and you called me on the phone while I was masturbating but I picked up anyway and you caught on to what I was doing but you didn’t hang up??? Does this mean you like me??? Does this mean we’re gonna have phone sex???
  
• You’re a dancer and I come and watch you in your studio sometimes but today you did a really provocative dance and I don’t want you to notice how turned on I am please don’t come talk to me right now
• We were joking around and you picked me up and spun me around with no trouble and I had no idea you were so strong is it weird how turned on I am by that fact?
• I hid in your closet to scare you as a joke but when you came in you started masturbating and I can’t just get up and leave but if I get caught in your closet you’ll think I’m a pervert I regret my life choices
• We’re roommates and we always look through each other’s mail and I certainly was not expecting to find a vibrator when I opened your package how much time do I have to re tape this before you get home
• I walked into the house to find you looking at the new vibrator I ordered and I tried to leave without you hearing me but I ran into the table by the door please just let me die of embarrassment
• I bought dick popsicles as a joke but you look really hot how you’re sucking on that fuck 
• You spanked me as a joke in front of our friends but it turned me on and now I’m trying to find excuses to go run off and masturbate where I 100% definitely won’t think about you spanking me definitely not
• I was teasing you and I called you vanilla and now I’m laying with my hands and feet tied and a gag in my mouth and, shit, is that a vibrator?
• (OT3) I maybe sort of accidentally got turned on while we were laying in the same bed and you’re both clinging onto me from either side and I don’t want to upset you both by moving away but I don’t want either of you to know that I got aroused while we were innocently cuddling. Help.